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Review: SANJU

Ranbir Kapoor Ka Mimicry Show!Drugs, Guns, Dosti, Ghapaghap, Sab Kitta Sweet Hai!2 starsMini Review:Let’s get one thing straight: This is a work of fiction masquerading as a biopic. And Rajkumar Hirani may have violins standing by to manipulate emotion…

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Review: HEREDITARY

WHO’S AFRAID OF FAMILY?2 starsMini Review:Sorry boss, if you want to scare the heck out of Indians, then you  have to try harder. Much harder. And we don’t need Hollywood telling us weirdness runs in the family. We know. We faced that monster way …

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Review: THE INCREDIBLES 2

They’re back! And how! And Jack-Jack? Yahahooooooo!4 stars!Mini Review:The Supers are illegal, and since the Underminer showed up at the end of the original film, the action begins right away! And it goes on and on and on and you laugh and you guffaw a…

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Review: RACE 3

Where is Shirtless Salman? Where? Where?(For Fulltoo Paisa Vasool, he needs to take that shirt off every twenty minutes!)2 starsMini Review:If you’ve seen Race movies, then you will know that everyone double crosses everyone else in really tacky disco,…

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Review: KAALA KALIKARAN

Political Rajini is Present,But Where is Our Super Star?2.5 StarsMini Review: Kaala Kalikaran is the uncrowned king of Dharavi. His intervention keeps the poor people of the shantytown together. He rules with a twirl of his moustache and a smile t…

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Review: JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM

Paint By Numbers Story, But The Dinosaurs ARE STILL SCARY!3 starsMini Review:The basic story may be the same: Calamity on island so dinosaurs need to be saved, there are bad guys on another team, and despite all odds, the good guys need to get the…

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Review: BHAVESH JOSHI SUPERHERO

A Result Of Watching Too Much Netflix2.5 StarsMini Review:A young man dedicated to righting the wrongs of the world around him stumbles into something sinister and way beyond his masked paperbag avatar of ‘Insaaf TV’ on social media. Bhavesh Joshi trie…

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Review: PHAMOUS

PHUCK-ALL1 starMini Review:This movie about guns and baddies is so slow you could answer all your pending emails and the story would not have moved an inch. A local politician and a local baddie rule a small town with guns. The politician lusts after t…

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Review: VEERE DI WEDDING

Trope Ka Bazaar2.5 StarsMini Review:Four friends come together as grown ups when one of them, Kalindi, decides to get married. The couple thinks it will be a small, intimate do, but it turns out to be a great Indian over the top shindig. The friends fi…